Joke of the Day

Oh how true is that one???

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy.".

That's a good one!

A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."
"But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.
"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."

That's cute! and a very good idea! LOL

I thought you married ladies might think that was a great idea. LOL

Sure is! I'll have to write that one down so I'll remember after my memory goes!!

LOL yea you better

Probably won't be long either!!

I sure hope not.

Sometimes I have Selective Memory!! LOL

Oh your memory is what you were talking about. I thought you mean it won't be long before you die. I was like WOW what an awful thing to think Dee. I am glad you cleared that up. I was a little worried.

LOL! you crack me up!