Joke of the Day

by Colleen Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:03 am

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN

Be kinder than necessary, everyone you meet is fighting some sort of battle!

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word
fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went
to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating.' The
teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, ]not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was
fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you
to use the word, 'fascinate.'Lttle Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him. Johnny said, 'My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'
The teacher sat down and cried.