joke of the day

by Colleen Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:39 am

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

Well, my thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.

It was just that quick.
The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose
thighs were these and
what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking
for my thighs.
inally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out
my life in jeans.

And then the thieves struck again.

My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they

took pains to match
my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with
earlier. But my new butt
was attached at least three inches lower than my original!

I realized I'd have
to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One
morning I was fixing my
hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm
swing to and fro with
the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary

my body was being
replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me
next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced
with a turkey neck, I
decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and
smell the coffee!
Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL
replacement
body parts - stolen from you
and me! The next time someone you know has something
'lifted', look again - was
it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere
every night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I
was lying in bed and
they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was
relieved to see that they
had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep
them hidden in my
waistband.

by Rabbit Boobs Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:26 pm

You are one funny girl! Where is everybody? I got an email that there was activity here but I was told to go away since only admin could view it. :-(

by Colleen Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:28 am

give me more details on what you cant read or see
and i will check it out and figure out why you cant

by Rabbit Boobs Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:35 pm

It was the ADD topic - and I just tried again and still got this:

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