Monday Morning Humor

A pharmacist walks into his store to find a guy leaning heavily against a
> wall.
>
> He asks the blonde clerk, 'What's with that guy over there by the wall?'
>
> The blonde clerk responds, 'Well, he came in here this morning to get
> something for his cough.
>
> I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of liquid
> laxative.'
>
> The pharmacist yells, 'You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a laxative!'
>
> The blonde clerk responds, 'Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to
> cough.' ...