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Next Bed over
LOL.....
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"
ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"
ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE
Re: Next Bed over
That's funny Col! I can use that one on my nurse friends and the Docs! They will love that one!
DeeDee- Resident Medical Staff
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Re: Next Bed over
Make it a double bed, ROFL
Gloria- Moderator
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Re: Next Bed over
Hell, we would all have a ball in the looney ward girls!!
DeeDee- Resident Medical Staff
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LOL we sure would. I am packing now.
hsb35- KeaterBug's Mommie
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Don't forget your lap tops, lol
Gloria- Moderator
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And everyone bring their Teddy Bear!!
DeeDee- Resident Medical Staff
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And your most comfy PJ's. I love PJ's. I would live in them if I could.
hsb35- KeaterBug's Mommie
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I'm with you on that one Hun! Also bring your pink fuzzy slippers!!
DeeDee- Resident Medical Staff
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I hate slippers. My feet get too sweaty. I know I am a weirdo. I hate wearing socks too. Funny thing is, my daughter is the same. As soon as we get home every day she takes her shoes off and rips her socks off. LOL
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I love comfy PJ's too and also I don't like slippers, I would much prefer to go barefoot.
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OK Ladies Barefoot it is for all!! That way we can all dip our tootsies in the luxury spa at our 5 star resort!!
DeeDee- Resident Medical Staff
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LOL I am there just tell me when and where!
hsb35- KeaterBug's Mommie
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Lets see? We ahould find out where all of the "Hot BODS" hang out first!!
DeeDee- Resident Medical Staff
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The hot bod's are giving us a massage
Gloria- Moderator
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And they can treat us all to dinner and dancing!
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I would think it would be their pleasure to do that.
Gloria- Moderator
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Look Out Guys, Here we come!!
DeeDee- Resident Medical Staff
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We are moving on up...
Gloria- Moderator
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Re: Next Bed over
Hurry, or we will all miss our Hair appt!!
DeeDee- Resident Medical Staff
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Oh I need a hair cut and highlight so bad. I wear my hair in a pony tail every day!
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Re: Next Bed over
Get ready Girl! It's a new year and a New you!!
DeeDee- Resident Medical Staff
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We have been chosen for all new makeovers, with all the plastic surgery we want and our own makeup artist and a whole new wardrobe.
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Re: Next Bed over
Boy could that be a great pleasure right now! then we can all take a flight to hollywood and start our own new series called "The Sexy Sista's "!
DeeDee- Resident Medical Staff
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WOO HOO! Party time.
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