MY PRIVATE PARTS DIED

MY PRIVATE PARTS DIED

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Tracy,' said Mr. Wallace.

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pa jamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

(You've gotta love this ....)

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'



IF YOU ARE NOT LAUGHING SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU

Ha ha ha ha! That is a good one! I was wondering what would be behind this topic! Thought you were going to tell us something personal! Ha ha! Glad my private parts haven't DIED!!! Even at 50 years old! What about yours???

Can ya'll believe I turned 50 while I was away? AAAAAUGH! I am still in shock. Glad they all say I don't look it, but some days I feel it.

well girl i turned 49 while you where away, im right up behind you nipping at your bootay girl

YOU LOOK 19!!! BABY GIRL!!!

i might look young but my body feels much older than i am, Im hoping loosing this weight is going to turn things around and make me feel younger.

everyone still thinks here at work im in my late 30's and im not one to argue with them lol