Broccoli Casserole

Broccoli Casserole
�A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.


�This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.�

�They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.


� The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.�


� It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.�

�Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'.�


� The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her face.

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.�

This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer�rrrrrip.�

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, 'Skippy!'�

�Once again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it.�

�She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.


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�Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, 'Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!'�