GIRLS NIGHT OUT

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and
loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.


Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the
cemetery.


One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her
panties and use them.


Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not
want to ruin them.


She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a
ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.


After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.


The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet
and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and
said, 'These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the

worst... My wife came home with no panties!!'


'That's nothing,' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to
her ass that said.....


'From all of us at the Fire Station.


We'll never forget you!

ROFL, that was too funny!!!