New Nurse

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an
oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to
give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the
mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check. Are my
testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from
worry
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the
covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his
testicles in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir!"


The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but now listen very,
very
closely......


"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"