http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/feed/? Latest topics Tue, 19 May 2009 21:51:43 GMT 10 http://www.juliemalear.com/Resources/peoplelinks.jpeg http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/feed/? http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/welcome-new-members-f12/happy-birthday-ben-t251.htm Ben Happy Birthday To You , Happy Birthday To You , Happy Birthday Dear Ben , Happy Birthday To You ! Hey Everyone Sign Up I Get Tired Of Singing Happy Birthday To Myself. What's Up Colleen ? Welcome New Members Tue, 19 May 2009 21:51:43 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/welcome-new-members-f12/happy-birthday-ben-t251.htm#4370 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/welcome-new-members-f12/happy-birthday-ben-t251.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/welcome-new-members-f12/time-to-close-this-forum-t250.htm Ben Chaz , No new members,no new post's in 2 weeks. We can speak to each other through E:Mail.No sense in prolonging the enevitable. You might as well close this forum.I love you but we don't need a whole forum just to communicate.New members does not look promising.It's your forum and you do all the work on it so it's your call but unless we can negotiate a few new members I just can't see the point.God only knows where all of our members went? Please advise. Love. Ben . Welcome New Members Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:22:02 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/welcome-new-members-f12/time-to-close-this-forum-t250.htm#4366 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/welcome-new-members-f12/time-to-close-this-forum-t250.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/welcome-new-members-f12/ben-t249.htm Colleen im freezing my tail off here in the city..

counting the weeks to spring only 6 more weeks to go woooohooo

what have you been up to honey !!!]]> Welcome New Members Thu, 22 Jan 2009 11:45:11 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/welcome-new-members-f12/ben-t249.htm#4355 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/welcome-new-members-f12/ben-t249.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/online-drug-information-f14/got-my-first-email-about-the-f2f-in-new-york-t248.htm Colleen here goes the first email i have received about new york having face to face... check out the site also Good day , DoctorsOnDemand.com has good news for New York patients. Prescribing physicians are now required by federal law to see their patients face-to-face at least once per year to assess and treat appropriately. Follow up visits can be done as telephone consults on a monthly basis as needed throughout the course of the year. If your condition changes in any way, your doctor will ... Online Drug Information Wed, 14 Jan 2009 17:41:47 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/online-drug-information-f14/got-my-first-email-about-the-f2f-in-new-york-t248.htm#4352 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/online-drug-information-f14/got-my-first-email-about-the-f2f-in-new-york-t248.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/welcome-new-members-f12/im-back-wooohooo-t247.htm Colleen Well i made it thru the holiday cruise had a blast did everything i wanted to do swam with fishes manytime also snorkled with sting rays what a hoot hope everyone had a good holiday ben let me know you are alive and well honey i see there was no posting while i was gone i checked the other forums boards seems like every forum was dead as a door nail Keep me posted and up to date love ya Colleen Welcome New Members Mon, 05 Jan 2009 15:44:20 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/welcome-new-members-f12/im-back-wooohooo-t247.htm#4343 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/welcome-new-members-f12/im-back-wooohooo-t247.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/a-helping-hand-f13/happy-holidays-t246.htm Colleen Just wanted to wish everyone and anyone who reads this a happy holiday I will be away for a while . But it there are any new memebers who want to join feel free to and Ben will ease your way thru the signing on part. Wish everyone the Happiest and healthiest holidays and the most important wish is for everyone to have a painfree holiday A Helping Hand Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:10:24 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/a-helping-hand-f13/happy-holidays-t246.htm#4342 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/a-helping-hand-f13/happy-holidays-t246.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/a-helping-hand-f13/hey-ben-t245.htm Colleen How are you doing honey ! i hope all is well with you i got me a nasty little cold just before i embark onto my cruise vacation its sucks big time i have the corporate xmass this saturday im all geared up for and wendesday morning i leave for my cruise wooohoo cant wait I have come shy of 25 pounds of loosing my weight target for this cruise as of todays date I have lost 75 large ones i feel better except for this nasty cold but my knees are the same and this last round ... A Helping Hand Fri, 12 Dec 2008 13:57:35 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/a-helping-hand-f13/hey-ben-t245.htm#4339 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/a-helping-hand-f13/hey-ben-t245.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/online-drug-information-f14/update-on-my-knee-situation-t242.htm Colleen Well i went to the doctor and he gave me double the dose in each knee which was good since i will be needing my knees on my vacation i had to convince him into giving me my pain meds after some time of flirting and doing what i do so well i got him script me 120 pills a month for 5 fills which is 600 pills i will pay 60 dollars for wooohoooo but i did have to work hard with batting my eyes now the kicker is he took my photo which he said he needed for the DEA to file my ... Online Drug Information Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:39:02 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/online-drug-information-f14/update-on-my-knee-situation-t242.htm#4331 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/online-drug-information-f14/update-on-my-knee-situation-t242.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/a-helping-hand-f13/pet-diary-t241.htm Colleen [i][b]This great.[/b][/i][i][b] [/b][/i][i][b][/b][/i] WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES Excerpts from a Dog's Diary...... 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 ... A Helping Hand Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:32:33 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/a-helping-hand-f13/pet-diary-t241.htm#4330 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/a-helping-hand-f13/pet-diary-t241.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/welcome-new-members-f12/hope-everyone-had-a-good-turkey-day-t240.htm Colleen
Hope you all had a good and healthy Turkey Day
All is well with me
just getting ready for my vacation did some packing this weekend
Ive spent over 4 grand on new clothes since i lost all this weight
nothing was fitting me and its a good excuse to pamper my self
Miss chatting with GLoria Ben and Karen
let me hear from you guys
hugs and kisses
Colleen]]> Welcome New Members Tue, 02 Dec 2008 11:28:46 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/welcome-new-members-f12/hope-everyone-had-a-good-turkey-day-t240.htm#4329 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/welcome-new-members-f12/hope-everyone-had-a-good-turkey-day-t240.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/a-helping-hand-f13/happy-birthday-t239.htm Colleen Happy Birthday Karen aka rabbit boobs thought you would sneak buy with out me noticing NOT i hope you stop by and read this message girl Hugs and big Kisses honey A Helping Hand Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:37:08 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/a-helping-hand-f13/happy-birthday-t239.htm#4318 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/a-helping-hand-f13/happy-birthday-t239.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/a-helping-hand-f13/happy-holloween-t236.htm Colleen Happy Holloween everyone what does everyone have planned for this goulish evening ??? im going to watch the 7 hour live Ghost Hunt by TAPS on the Scifi channel, it also going to be interactive on the web,,, Check it out Have a good holiday A Helping Hand Fri, 31 Oct 2008 15:51:57 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/a-helping-hand-f13/happy-holloween-t236.htm#4309 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/a-helping-hand-f13/happy-holloween-t236.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/a-helping-hand-f13/welcome-all-new-members-t224.htm Colleen We have been around a long while and with many discussions
we decided to open up our little world to everyone who
wants to join us in our everyday Chit chat about life and such.

Feel free to start a post or just join in on a post
there are no rules here Just respect others.]]> A Helping Hand Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:52:10 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/a-helping-hand-f13/welcome-all-new-members-t224.htm#4259 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/a-helping-hand-f13/welcome-all-new-members-t224.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/online-drug-information-f14/ryan-haight-act-t234.htm Ben DEA News: Congress Passes Ryan Haight Online Pharmacy Consumer Protection Act Bill now awaits Presidential signature. (Vocus/PRWEB ) September 30, 2008 -- DEA Acting Administrator Michele M. Leonhart today hailed Congressional passage of the Ryan Haight Online Pharmacy Consumer Protection Act of 2007, which addresses the problems of online prescription drug trafficking, abuse, and availability. "Cyber-criminals illegally peddling controlled substances over the Internet have ... Online Drug Information Tue, 21 Oct 2008 15:20:13 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/online-drug-information-f14/ryan-haight-act-t234.htm#4295 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/online-drug-information-f14/ryan-haight-act-t234.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/welcome-new-members-f12/goodwill-t233.htm Colleen Well since i have official gone down 3 sizes since i started the whole diet adventure, I packed up 5 33gal bags of clothes and put them in the good will box, it felt weird to clean out my closets but none of it fit me anymore , and now i have room to buy some more, but I wont go hog wild since im not done yet with loosing weight.....wooohooo Ok my freinds whats going on with everyone anyone do anything interesting this past weekend i had a nice three day weekend off with the ... Welcome New Members Tue, 14 Oct 2008 16:44:13 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/welcome-new-members-f12/goodwill-t233.htm#4292 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/welcome-new-members-f12/goodwill-t233.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/a-helping-hand-f13/joke-of-the-day-t232.htm Colleen LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN Be kinder than necessary, everyone you meet is fighting some sort of battle! A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, ]not fascinating'. Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City ... A Helping Hand Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:03:14 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/a-helping-hand-f13/joke-of-the-day-t232.htm#4287 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/a-helping-hand-f13/joke-of-the-day-t232.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/welcome-new-members-f12/i-will-t231.htm Gloria Hugs]]> Welcome New Members Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:06:54 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/welcome-new-members-f12/i-will-t231.htm#4286 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/welcome-new-members-f12/i-will-t231.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/online-drug-information-f14/rop-s-going-direct-script-t229.htm Colleen After years of ordering from online pharmacies most of these ROP'S are no longer shipping and are changing to direct scripts instead. Since I have a hard time getting an out of state script filled in my area I have very slim pickings in finding a ROP that still delivers.I have used Pro Patient Care for quite some time.They have great customer service and their deliveries are intact and on time.My only complaint is that they will only prescribe a 90 ct and 2 refills and I like the 120 ct.For this ... Online Drug Information Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:55:15 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/online-drug-information-f14/rop-s-going-direct-script-t229.htm#4280 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/online-drug-information-f14/rop-s-going-direct-script-t229.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/welcome-new-members-f12/ben-t226.htm Colleen so watcha think of the new look we are open to the public now.... and we are also advertising on the WWW our old post are hidden to the public and only can be seen by the moderators and administrators..... the first section is the open to the public section where its states Welcome New members. And also the gaming area is open other than that the rest it closed to public eyes Let me hear from ya honey Welcome New Members Tue, 23 Sep 2008 23:33:10 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/welcome-new-members-f12/ben-t226.htm#4261 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/welcome-new-members-f12/ben-t226.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/online-drug-information-f14/whats-new-t225.htm Colleen in the industry right now ?

I was using PP but since I found a caring kind doctor I have been able
to get my meds thru the regular Drug Store and 10 dollars a pop.

I pray its lasts a long time. ]]> Online Drug Information Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:19:53 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/online-drug-information-f14/whats-new-t225.htm#4260 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/online-drug-information-f14/whats-new-t225.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/joke-of-the-day-t204.htm Colleen You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. Well, my thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. inally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my ... Joker's Wild Cafe Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:39:28 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/joke-of-the-day-t204.htm#4167 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/joke-of-the-day-t204.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/joke-of-the-day-t200.htm Colleen Subject: 'potentially' and 'realistically' A young boy went up to his father and asked him, > 'Dad, what is the difference between > 'potentially' and 'realistically'?' > > The father thought for a moment, then answered, > 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt > for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would > sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask > your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million > ... Joker's Wild Cafe Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:22:04 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/joke-of-the-day-t200.htm#4137 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/joke-of-the-day-t200.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/home-depot-t188.htm Colleen Home Depot Mike was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife, Marcy, to Home Depot. At Home Depot, Marcy saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Walt was finished, Marcy asked "How much is the teapot?" Walt replied,"That's silver and it costs $300." "My goodness that sure is a lot of money!" Marcy exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Mike ... Joker's Wild Cafe Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:09:46 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/home-depot-t188.htm#4042 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/home-depot-t188.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/holiday-t172.htm Colleen YOU HAVE TO READ THIS FIRST BEFORE LOOKING AT PICTURE. Family on holiday in Australia for a week and a half when husband, wife and their 15 year old son decided to go scuba diving. The husband is in the navy and has had some scuba experience. His son wanted a picture of his mum and dad in all their gear so he got the under water camera ready to go. When it came to taking the picture the dad realized that the son looked like he was panicking as he took it and gave the ... Joker's Wild Cafe Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:20:10 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/holiday-t172.htm#3878 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/holiday-t172.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/nymphomania-convention-t173.htm Colleen Nymphomania Convention A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up & saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, 'Business trip or pleasure?' She turned, smiled and said, 'Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston ' He swallowed ... Joker's Wild Cafe Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:12:02 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/nymphomania-convention-t173.htm#3879 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/nymphomania-convention-t173.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/todays-funny-t174.htm Colleen ]]> Joker's Wild Cafe Fri, 02 May 2008 17:08:37 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/todays-funny-t174.htm#3906 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/todays-funny-t174.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/new-game-flatulance-t9.htm Colleen FLATULANCE!!!! Hey everyone a new game Ok, this is a game that passes through the bullitins ALL the time in myspace and i LOVE IT!!! although the word used is usually A-LOT MORE naughty, but i think this one i've chosen is JUST as good! The title basically says what you gotta do, just take ANY film and replace one word in the title with the word FLATULANCE ha haha follow this by the actual title of the movie so we all know what your on about... OK Ill Start Indiana Jones ... Joker's Wild Cafe Mon, 05 Nov 2007 23:32:36 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/new-game-flatulance-t9.htm#38 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/new-game-flatulance-t9.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/make-a-sentence-from-5-letters-t11.htm Colleen make a sentence from 5 letters in the order they are given
the first person gives a series of leters e.g

R O A M S

can become

ran over and missed Scotty

I then give you my next set of letters which are

c a m p s
]]> Joker's Wild Cafe Mon, 05 Nov 2007 23:51:46 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/make-a-sentence-from-5-letters-t11.htm#40 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/make-a-sentence-from-5-letters-t11.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/ok-lets-start-the-moive-chain-t8.htm Colleen An affair to remember Joker's Wild Cafe Mon, 05 Nov 2007 22:45:19 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/ok-lets-start-the-moive-chain-t8.htm#36 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/ok-lets-start-the-moive-chain-t8.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/your-age-by-eating-out-t166.htm Colleen YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know! YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH This is pretty neat DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read . Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of ... Joker's Wild Cafe Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:51:50 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/your-age-by-eating-out-t166.htm#3804 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/your-age-by-eating-out-t166.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/my-private-parts-died-t165.htm Colleen MY PRIVATE PARTS DIED An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong, 'Yes, Nurse Tracy,' said Mr. Wallace. 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.' Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.' The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking ... Joker's Wild Cafe Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:38:03 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/my-private-parts-died-t165.htm#3778 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/my-private-parts-died-t165.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/two-glasses-of-wine-t160.htm Colleen TWO GLASSES OF WINE > > When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours > in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 glasses > of wine... > > A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in > front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very > large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf > balls. > > He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that ... Joker's Wild Cafe Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:30:25 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/two-glasses-of-wine-t160.htm#3717 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/two-glasses-of-wine-t160.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/funny-t159.htm Colleen I think you ladies will like this one! Resimay To hoom it mae cunsern, I waunt to apply for the job wha t I saw in the paper. I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies. I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open ... Joker's Wild Cafe Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:05:33 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/funny-t159.htm#3711 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/funny-t159.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/daily-irish-joke-t158.htm Colleen Two men were sitting next to each other at Murphy's Pub. After awhile, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland ." The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!" The first guy says, "So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?" The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin , I am." The first guy responds, "So am I!" "Mother Mary and begora. ... Joker's Wild Cafe Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:57:55 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/daily-irish-joke-t158.htm#3710 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/daily-irish-joke-t158.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/broccoli-casserole-t157.htm Colleen Broccoli Casserole �A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner. �This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.� �They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. � The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets ... Joker's Wild Cafe Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:55:21 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/broccoli-casserole-t157.htm#3709 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/broccoli-casserole-t157.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/new-rules-t152.htm Colleen New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team ... Joker's Wild Cafe Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:10:33 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/new-rules-t152.htm#3679 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/new-rules-t152.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/follow-the-leader-game-t76.htm Colleen Follow the Leader OK, So here we go. The first post will start with the letter L, the next with M, then N, etc. etc. So lets try to keep a conversation going. After Z we'll go back to A I'll start: Lovely weather we're having isn't it? Next line could be Mine is rotten here its raining so the next person line should start with an N Lets see if we can keep it up Joker's Wild Cafe Thu, 27 Dec 2007 17:13:35 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/follow-the-leader-game-t76.htm#1419 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/follow-the-leader-game-t76.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/girls-night-out-t151.htm Colleen Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was ... Joker's Wild Cafe Thu, 06 Mar 2008 17:55:41 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/girls-night-out-t151.htm#3650 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/girls-night-out-t151.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/wouldn-t-it-be-great-t150.htm Colleen WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? "My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning. Before ... Joker's Wild Cafe Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:12:10 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/wouldn-t-it-be-great-t150.htm#3648 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/wouldn-t-it-be-great-t150.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/new-nurse-t149.htm Colleen A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may ... Joker's Wild Cafe Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:10:41 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/new-nurse-t149.htm#3647 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/new-nurse-t149.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/happy-period-t147.htm Colleen Subject: Happy Period This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph... PC Magazine's 2007 editors' choice for best web mail-award-winning letter.... Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the Leak Guard Core or Dry-Weave absorbency, ... Joker's Wild Cafe Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:19:16 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/happy-period-t147.htm#3640 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/happy-period-t147.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/how-to-dance-in-the-rain-t144.htm Colleen FW: How to Dance in the Rain. It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly > gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his > thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. > > I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be > over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him > looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another > patient, I would evaluate ... Joker's Wild Cafe Wed, 27 Feb 2008 13:18:43 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/how-to-dance-in-the-rain-t144.htm#3621 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/how-to-dance-in-the-rain-t144.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/jokes-to-offend-everyone-t142.htm Colleen JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE... What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys ... Joker's Wild Cafe Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:53:30 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/jokes-to-offend-everyone-t142.htm#3613 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/jokes-to-offend-everyone-t142.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/true-story-t139.htm Colleen Taser Classic...don' t tell me you can read this without laughing... I laughed till I cried!!! ( Only a guy would do this!) A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop I was looking for a little something extra for my wife, Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt pocket/purse- sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on an assailant. ... Joker's Wild Cafe Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:45:47 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/true-story-t139.htm#3593 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/true-story-t139.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/thursday-humor-t132.htm Colleen An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem to concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away to school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects. A bible A silver dollar A bottle of whisky And a playboy magazine. 'I'll ... Joker's Wild Cafe Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:39:46 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/thursday-humor-t132.htm#3514 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/thursday-humor-t132.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/funny-for-the-day-t130.htm Gloria TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1 .. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't . 2 .. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke . 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the ... Joker's Wild Cafe Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:21:41 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/funny-for-the-day-t130.htm#3467 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/funny-for-the-day-t130.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/crazy-ethel-t127.htm Gloria Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic ' the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a doo r opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have ... Joker's Wild Cafe Tue, 12 Feb 2008 00:25:09 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/crazy-ethel-t127.htm#3421 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/crazy-ethel-t127.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/monday-morning-humor-t125.htm Colleen A pharmacist walks into his store to find a guy leaning heavily against a > wall. > > He asks the blonde clerk, 'What's with that guy over there by the wall?' > > The blonde clerk responds, 'Well, he came in here this morning to get > something for his cough. > > I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of liquid > laxative.' > > The pharmacist yells, 'You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a laxative!' > > The blonde clerk responds, 'Of course you ... Joker's Wild Cafe Mon, 11 Feb 2008 15:58:02 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/monday-morning-humor-t125.htm#3394 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/monday-morning-humor-t125.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/valentines-day-t124.htm Colleen Valentine's Day Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their lives. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created. March ... Joker's Wild Cafe Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:51:24 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/valentines-day-t124.htm#3320 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/valentines-day-t124.htm http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/joke-of-the-day-t123.htm Colleen A young woman in New York was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the East River. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her on the edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to Hawaii in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving ... Joker's Wild Cafe Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:05:27 GMT http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/joke-of-the-day-t123.htm#3319 http://cpfriends.forumotion.com/joker-s-wild-cafe-f7/joke-of-the-day-t123.htm